Relax... have some Kids
I found these in some of my mail archives... TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: ! Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" JOHNNY : "Because George still had the ax in his hand." TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog! TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher. Rolling Stone.. Who says rolling stone gathers no mass.. ? Yesterday was one more day in the office... One person is joining us at a senior level, his seventh company. Few reporting to him , have the same length of experience and knowledge, but all acquired in the same place. The shifting in the job had made all the diff