Sardar for a change..

Few jokes which i think i see for the first time...

Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

The following is a good one.. but i have to ask some one who is married.. !!!

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!

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