Sweet Sixteen..
Some old mail forwards.. but nice ones..
1.
Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
2.
she tooks off his pant gently & wispered" make me a women. he smiled & trrew the pant at her and said, GO WASH IT!!!.
3.
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
Bcoz ppl started licking the wrong side.
4.
Wife: Who's that women who is staring at us?
Hubby:Shhhh. i wud have a tough time explaning to her tomorow who u...
5.
When does skin meet skin, Hair meet hair & Balls disappear. think.....
u dirty mind.... it happens when u blink ur eyes.
7.
Women asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
8.
Bride's dad hands a note the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE".
Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".
9.
A girl phoned me the otherday and said "Come on over, thre is nobody home". I went over, Nobody was home.
12.
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
13.
Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential,
Dad says, you are my son, im confident. Ur friend also my son, thats confidential!
14.
1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex. 2nd sardar:When did u go?
1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.
16.
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know.
Mom:##??!!
1.
Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
2.
she tooks off his pant gently & wispered" make me a women. he smiled & trrew the pant at her and said, GO WASH IT!!!.
3.
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
Bcoz ppl started licking the wrong side.
4.
Wife: Who's that women who is staring at us?
Hubby:Shhhh. i wud have a tough time explaning to her tomorow who u...
5.
When does skin meet skin, Hair meet hair & Balls disappear. think.....
u dirty mind.... it happens when u blink ur eyes.
7.
Women asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
8.
Bride's dad hands a note the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE".
Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".
9.
A girl phoned me the otherday and said "Come on over, thre is nobody home". I went over, Nobody was home.
12.
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
13.
Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential,
Dad says, you are my son, im confident. Ur friend also my son, thats confidential!
14.
1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex. 2nd sardar:When did u go?
1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.
16.
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know.
Mom:##??!!
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