Life is Precious
This blog is posted after more than three months..to start with I thought would post some of my favorite mail forwards I have received..
Life is Precious
Sanjay, a rich guy, loved fast cars and he did have a few in his possession.
He loved to speed and could not be bothered about breaking speed limits. Many a times he was caught by the cops and speed radars, fined, but still he never bothered until, one day as he was driving at a very high speed as usual, he saw a cop following him. The cop overtook him finally and asked him to stop and checked his license. He then took out his pad and started writing, and then handed over the sheet of paper to Sanjay.
How much was this one going to cost?!!!
Wait a minute.
What was this????
Some kind of joke? Certainly not a ticket.
Sanjay began to read:
“Dear Sanjay,
Once upon a time I had a lovely daughter. She was six when killed by a car. You guessed it - a speeding driver’s car. A fine and three months in jail, and the man was free. Free to hug his three daughters.
I only had one, and I’m going to have to wait until Heaven, before I can ever hug her again. A thousand times I’ve tried to forgive that man. A thousand times I thought I had.
Maybe I did, but I need to do it again. Even now. Pray for me.. And be careful, Sanjay, my son is all I have left.”
Sanjay turned around in time to see the cop’s car pull away and head down the road.
He watched until it disappeared. A full 15 minutes later, he too, pulled away and drove slowly home, praying for forgiveness and hugging a surprised wife and kids when he arrived.
Life is precious.
Handle it with care.
the TEN teasers...
1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
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3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell-a-Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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4. Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
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5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD.
He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all our Friends.
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7. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a
Forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
.....because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
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8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend
- You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend
- You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
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9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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1 0 . Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because as per Constitution,
One CANNOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake
Life is Precious
Sanjay, a rich guy, loved fast cars and he did have a few in his possession.
He loved to speed and could not be bothered about breaking speed limits. Many a times he was caught by the cops and speed radars, fined, but still he never bothered until, one day as he was driving at a very high speed as usual, he saw a cop following him. The cop overtook him finally and asked him to stop and checked his license. He then took out his pad and started writing, and then handed over the sheet of paper to Sanjay.
How much was this one going to cost?!!!
Wait a minute.
What was this????
Some kind of joke? Certainly not a ticket.
Sanjay began to read:
“Dear Sanjay,
Once upon a time I had a lovely daughter. She was six when killed by a car. You guessed it - a speeding driver’s car. A fine and three months in jail, and the man was free. Free to hug his three daughters.
I only had one, and I’m going to have to wait until Heaven, before I can ever hug her again. A thousand times I’ve tried to forgive that man. A thousand times I thought I had.
Maybe I did, but I need to do it again. Even now. Pray for me.. And be careful, Sanjay, my son is all I have left.”
Sanjay turned around in time to see the cop’s car pull away and head down the road.
He watched until it disappeared. A full 15 minutes later, he too, pulled away and drove slowly home, praying for forgiveness and hugging a surprised wife and kids when he arrived.
Life is precious.
Handle it with care.
the TEN teasers...
1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell-a-Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
4. Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD.
He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all our Friends.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
7. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a
Forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
.....because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend
- You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend
- You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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1 0 . Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because as per Constitution,
One CANNOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake
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