Relax... have some Kids

I found these in some of my mail archives...

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: ! Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you
know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

Rolling Stone..

Who says rolling stone gathers no mass.. ?
Yesterday was one more day in the office...

One person is joining us at a senior level, his seventh company. Few reporting to him , have the same length of experience and knowledge, but all acquired in the same place.

The shifting in the job had made all the difference..

Is there any message for me.. ?

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