An Appeal to University

Was Away for a week in Mumbai, for my exams & official duties;

Humble appeal to Student support "****"university:-

I had to travel to Malad from Thane for my exams.
Four hours a day on bus and auto was really tiring; There were connecting trains, but I hate travelling in suburban trains in Mumbai; I prefer taxis /autos /buses (in the order of priority) instead ; which I generally do in cases of official trips inside Mumbai , the expenses incurred being reimbursed;

Why can't the university introduce such catchy schemes of reimbursing travelling expenses to motivate students who shy to travel in buses & trains like me ?

Kidnapped...

I have decided not to go to Bihar anytime, at any cost; even, if Telco wants me to Manage their operations in jamshedpur, paying at par with Bill Gates's salary, I will say "No".

Thanks to movie Apaharan...(Ajay Devgan,Nana patekar).

The first half was really good, thanks to the excellant screen play and direction inspiring the audience to sit back and watch the second half. Thats it. In the second half all twists and turns in the story are easily predictable. Infact, it will be not surprising if you are able to guess the dialogue somebody is going to speak next. Though, a word of appreciation to Screenplay, and Ajay devgan for his silent performance.

Mr.Lalu, Pls tell me, is it really that difficult to live in Bihar without fear ?

Saw one more movie, Home Delivery (Vivek Oberai, Ayesha,Boman Irani)
Very normal story line, you know whats going to happen next,etc.,
But, I likd the movie, and enjoyed watching it till the end...

I think you can enjoy the movie once, together with your family.
Pls don't curse me if they show the trailer for Neal n Nikki in the middle ;

Think b4 u say something,
Found the following, somewhere in the net ;

WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Of course not!"
WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!"
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Alright, I would."
WIFE (looking hurtful): "You would?"
HUSBAND: "I would, but only because it was so good with you."
WIFE: "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"
WIFE: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"
HUSBAND: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."
WIFE: "And she'd use my car??"
HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive."
WIFE: (silence)
HUSBAND: "Oh ****!"

Married guys can mail me separately (confidentiallity ensured) on how many times in a day they get caught by their better halves...

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