Looking for...

Of late I have been hanging around almost all matrimonial sites.

After scrutinizing, over, hundreds of profiles
(even big corporates wouldn’t have done at this level on recruitment for their key positions),
I have come to the following conclusion...

I am not at all looking for a life partner,

who
is very difficult to tell about in few sentences (please attach a booklet),
is some where between extrovert and introvert (ordinary filter coffee),
who
looks for broadminded (broad fore headed okay?)
handsome pious (anybody define handsome, pious ?) ,
wants a tee-totaler (yeah, I am best fit, tea one litre min a day),
wants to strike a balance between work and life (Arjun says : My work is
my life, So its always balanced !),
who is
God fearing (God is scary or what!! Why can’t one be “God Loving”) ,
highly confidant (pottu thakkidalam!) ,
self motivated (battery start) ,
traditional with extremely modern values mixed (fusion !!!!) ,
blah, blah, blah…

I am simply looking for a girl whom I can marry and lead a happy life together,
If you come across somebody like that please tell me…